SuperFat Tuesday (and the Hangover)
February 6th, 2008With apologies to Antonio French*:
Super Tuesday- Barack Obama and John McCain win Missouri and Illinois primaries. Wayne Root wins Missouri Libertarain primary, and Cynthia McKinney wins Illinois Green Party primary.
Fat Tuesday- Mardi Gras parade canceled due to inclement weather. Ash Wednesday imminent.
Watch Party- Missouri, Webster Groves, and The Royale featured on NPR’s All Things Considered. George W Bush still President.
Keep down with politics (or at least parties) on Highway 61 (Revised)*

March 3rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
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